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If you are a “liberal” voter,

you have the right to remain stupid.

(It’s a free country!)

A. If you are too stupid to read ballot instructions, an eighth-grader will be provided to read and explain them to you.

B. If you cannot figure out the ballot, a fourth-grader will assist you in following the black arrow pointing from your candidate's name to the proper punch-hole choice.

C. If you are so confused you punch two choices for President, a third-grader will explain how lame you are and get you a fresh ballot.

D. If you are so feeble you cannot completely punch a hole in a thin card with a sharp object, a first-grader will be available to hit your pin with a Playskool mallet for you.

Should you decline any of the above assistance, you consent to the fact that

you are too stupid to vote

and waive the right to whine, protest or sue in a court of law.

(Yes, even if your name is AL)

If you DID qualify for the above-explained assistance or exemption, you are encouraged to go straight HOME

(No, that’s not a hyperlink, we’re talking about home to “yo’ mama” and start all over again, you’re hopeless)

Now, if you did NOT qualify for the above-explained assistance or waiver, please come in, we need to talk.

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